Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbor Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells
"Shazza, what the blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says
"G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.
"Shazza" he says "Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport to"
and drives off.