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Thread: Dam good thinkin'
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4th September 2004, 12:13 AM #1
Dam good thinkin'
An old farmer had a large pond at the bottom of his paddock nicely fixed up with seats and tables and used as a local swimming hole. The pond was also surrounded by apple trees.
One evening the farmer decided to go for a walk to the pond and on his way out grabbed a bucket to collect some apples. As he approached the pond, he noticed a mob of young ladies skinny-dipping in his pond, so he made his presence aware to them and they all moved to the deep end of the pond.
One of the girls shouted to him "We're not coming out until you leave". The farmer replied "I didn't come here to watch you girls swim naked or watch you get out of the pond naked". Holding the bucket up he said "I'm here to feed the crocodile".
MORAL; Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.