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  1. 28th December 2007, 09:56 PM #1
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    Default Entrance exam Munruben University

    John's next door neighbour was undertaking an
    oral examination for entry into the Munruben University.

    The question: "Captain Cook made three trips to the
    Pole and died during one of them. Which one was it?"

    John's neighbour replied, "Could you give me another
    question. I am not very good at History?"

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  2. 28th December 2007, 10:01 PM #2
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    thats a real trick question
    he didn't die anywhere near a pole, it was near a cooking pot
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    Dying the first time would have saved a lot of trouble.
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    The cooking pot was hanging on a pole.
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    Don't keep us in suspense Allan. Which trip did he die on?
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    Do they really have a university at Munruben???

    Is John the Dean?
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    Firstly Cook was only a Lieutenant he was made a Capt postumisouly

    Munruban Uni is a great Uni vast open tracts to while away the study hours the only sound you'll hear is that of a new table saw getting its daily work out.

    Thats John making up the presentation plaques for graduation day
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    QUOTE=Barry Hicks;652251]Don't keep us in suspense Allan. Which trip did he die on?[/QUOTE]
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  9. 29th December 2007, 11:41 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    The question: "Captain Cook made three trips to the Pole and died during one of them. Which one was it?"
    Sounds like the end of the trip for Cook.
    Reality is no background music.
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    Daft blokes!
    The answer is similar to why what you are looking for is in the last place you look. You just don't look anymore after that.
    I don't know if I should be pedantic about the correctness of the question. As historians you all make good woodworkers.
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    So it all sounds like sawdust to you then?
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    It was his last trip of course well at sea anyway he had one more to go
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    So was this polish person a man or a woman , did he die when his missus caught him or did the pole's boyfriend come home ,
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    I think it had something to do with a bunch of angry natives, and what he left behind the last time he visited. ( or rather, the time before the last time he visited.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I think it had something to do with a bunch of angry natives, and what he left behind the last time he visited. ( or rather, the time before the last time he visited.)

    worth the 3/4 page read http://www.cptcook.com/
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