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Thread: Golf Safety
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6th November 2005, 04:34 PM #1
Golf Safety
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,two
black eyes, and a five iron stick wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows
had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
####."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks
like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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