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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
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    SW Sydney
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    75
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    Default Customer Service

    I had just pulled into a parking spot at the Bunnings store, when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood.

    Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw.
    As luck would have it, he was standing behind the Customer Service counter.

    "Please help," I gasped. "My car's on fire! I need a fire extinguisher!"

    Without even looking up, he replied, "Aisle 12." :eek: :eek: :eek:
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    May 2004
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    Pakenham, outer Melb SE suburb, Vic
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    55
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    When people come up & ask "Where's the toilets, mate?", I usually venture "to buy or use?"


    Cheers............Sean, ever helpful


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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