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Thread: My Parrot.
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5th January 2014, 12:12 PM #1
My Parrot.
I was given a Parrot. Nice bird, except he had vocabulary problem.
Swore like a trooper. I spoke softly to him, played soft music, but nothing helped.
So in frustration I yelled at him & he yelled back.
Sick of this I grabbed him & stuck him in the Freezer, squawks & screams came from the Freezer, then nothing.
I opened the lid & he stepped out, head hung down.
He started to speak very nicely to me, he was sorry if he had offended me, sorry for all the bad words & so on.
I was about to speak to him, & he asked if he could ask me a question.
Yes, of course you can.
He said, " Could you please tell me what the Turkey did ".Regards,
issatree.
Have Lathe, Wood Travel.
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