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22nd June 2012, 06:35 PM #1
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Boasting neighbour
I was talking with a neighbour yesterday who was boasting
about his great job, nice home and latest model BMW. Then
he dragged out a photo of his girlfriend and said, "Isn't she
just beautiful?"
I said, "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my wife".
He asked, 'Why, is she a stunner?".
I replied, "No, she's an optician".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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22nd June 2012, 08:09 PM #2
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Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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27th June 2012, 10:58 PM #3
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Another beauty I missed.......must need new glasses!!!
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28th June 2012, 11:25 AM #4
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Now Allan this has got to be one of the best jokes you've come up with in a while.
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