Manners

[wheelinround]

.The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. soldier walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle aged woman's Poodle .
The war weary marine asked, "Ma'am please may I have that seat?" The
woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so
rude, my little Fifi is using that seat."
The marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog.
"Please, ma'am may I sit down? I am very tired."
She snorted, "not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant."
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little
dog, threw it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour.
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
in the wrong hand, you drive on the wrong side of the road, and now, sir,



> .you have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

[munruben]

Good one

[Allan at Wallan]

That's another good one
... mark it down on the chalkboard.



Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.