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Thread: Challenge!
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2nd November 2007, 11:19 PM #1
Challenge!
I look at this thread when I'm bored or sometimes if I see a title that may interest me. However let me say this without being hurtfull to anyone, whilst there are a few absolutely ripping jokes on the thread the majority are purile to say the least - or at least that's what I thought untill a few moments ago when I heard the most abyssmal joke ever, on radio.
Now the challenge is; how bad can you get - is it possible to get worse than this.
A farmer who for years had been ijnterested in old tractors became bored with them. One day while at the pub in a smoke filled bar he spotted through the smoke an attractive girl, as he approached her he noticed the tears in her eyes, when asked she explained that all the cigarette smoke was irritating her eyes. Without a second thought he took a deep breath, walked outside and exhaled all that filthy smoke. On his return the bar was clear. Of course, she asked "how did you do that"
Wait for it - it's bad
"Oh, thats easy" said he, "Im an ex - tractor - fan"
Now I just defy anyone to find a worse joke than that.
Denn
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3rd November 2007, 09:14 AM #2
That is pretty bad!!!
Have a nice day - Cheers
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3rd November 2007, 09:44 AM #3
Yeah, I know that particular bloke.
It is Fords son
.. or was it his brother Fergus' son.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but I just hope I am not there at the time.
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3rd November 2007, 09:47 AM #4
has a younger brother Hud son
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3rd November 2007, 12:06 PM #5
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3rd November 2007, 12:19 PM #6
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How about all these joggers and walkers getting out of an afternoon, now that daylight saving has started - and all carrying sticks or little branches. Maybe a cure for their constipation?
With fronds like these, who needs enemas. (SMH Saturday)
CP
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3rd November 2007, 12:22 PM #7
Are you certain it wasn't the Indian brother Hender son
(One for the motorcycle boys)I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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3rd November 2007, 06:02 PM #8
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3rd November 2007, 06:56 PM #9
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3rd November 2007, 07:51 PM #10
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I loved this one , even before the two Ronnies got hold of it:
Two old ladies in church and one asks the other:
Lady 1: Who is that venereal looking gentleman with the horn-rimmed testicles?
Lady 2; O dear. he's the rectum of our constipation.
CP
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3rd November 2007, 08:44 PM #11
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My 15 y.o. son's favourite joke is:
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?"
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"Where's my tractor?"
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3rd November 2007, 09:36 PM #12
Now there's a dis-tractor
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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4th November 2007, 03:30 AM #13
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4th November 2007, 09:28 AM #14
Last week I crashed into the back of a car. The bloke got out, believe it or not he was a dwarf.
He said, "I AM NOT HAPPY"
I said, "Well which one are you then?"Cheers Fred
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4th November 2007, 11:09 AM #15
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