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  1. 2nd January 2010, 07:41 PM #1
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    Default Stating the bleedin' obvious

    SWMBO recently purchased a Coleman Propane Catalytic Heater and we had a bit of a chuckle at the note at the end of the troubleshooting guide

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    John sometimes you have to state the obvious for some people.


    Tis a good one though.
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    That's like McDonalds having to put on their coffee cups " Caution the contents may be hot" after being succesfully sued.

    I'd have complained if the contents weren't hot.

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    i have a friend who sells frisbees for dogs.They measure about 250/300mm across.

    sticker on it says " caution choking hazard.

    not suitable for children under three years of age."
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  6. 3rd January 2010, 01:26 PM #6
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    Default Coleman warning

    Thats for people who shouldn't be allowed out on their own,(without a leash or
    something attached) seen lots of little old ladies who fit that category
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    And young men!!!!
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    Was on an Emirates flight about twelve years ago and they gave us a bag of smoked almonds, to enjoy with our beverage, and the package clearly stated

    Warning: Product contains Nuts

    I asked about the madness of this, and the stewardess pointed out that it was a legal requirement to stop "stupid Americans suing them".

    This has stuck with me to this day,

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    Quote Originally Posted by grumpy john View Post
    swmbo recently purchased a coleman propane catalytic heater and we had a bit of a chuckle at the note at the end of the troubleshooting guide

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  10. 6th January 2010, 11:03 AM #10
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    There are a lot of oxygen thieves around
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    If you think that's bleeding obvious, check out this picture I took of a parking meter in Port Stephens NSW

    Those were the droids I was looking for.
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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

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    What could possibly go wrong.
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    Bought a plastic Tupperware type of container from Woollies last year - on the sticker glued to the lid was "Remove lid before using" - this ranked right up there on the stupidity meter for me.
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    Love 'em.

    Like Ron's, I picked up a pack of bar nuts recently and it had the same warning: May contain traces of nuts.
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    Not quite on the same subject (the bleeding obvious) but in a similar vein:

    There's a small reserve near work. There's a large sign at said reserve that states: "Absolutely no ball games of any sort to be played on this reserve".
    The sign hangs on the fence surrounding a couple of tennis courts

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