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  1. 7th November 2007, 02:53 PM #1
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    Default Medical joke - weight for it

    I went to my doctor in Wallan who was
    concerned about my medical condition.

    He issued an ultimatum:

    Either lose 15 kgs or grow 20 cms taller.

    Allan

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    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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  2. 7th November 2007, 03:00 PM #2
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    So your next project is a rack then
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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  3. 7th November 2007, 04:13 PM #3
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    For years I've been telling my Doc he is reading the tables incorrectly- I'm just short for my weight!
    Geoff
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    You are never short - you have an economy of height.

    Remember that short people are needed so that tall people look tall.
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  5. 7th November 2007, 04:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazee View Post
    For years I've been telling my Doc he is reading the tables incorrectly- I'm just short for my weight!
    Thats strange so am i.
    Cheers Fred



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  6. 7th November 2007, 06:25 PM #6
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    Ecomnomy of height or Vertically Challenged?

    As long as you are not too tall for your hair
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