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Thread: Lost wife
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20th November 2014, 09:16 PM #1
Lost wife
SUBJECT: LOST WIFE
A husband went to the police station to report his wife missing:
Husband: I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height ?
Husband: Don’t know exactly.
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant: Colour of hair?
Husband: Sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette. Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/jeans - I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go shopping in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: It’s a sapphire black Audi A8 S line, with a super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed tiptonic automatic transmission with an optional sport manual mode. It has 19" polished Alloy spoke wheels with Pirelli P7 soft compound tyres with an fully inflated unused spare in the trunk. It has full LED headlights and Xenon spotlights, a carbon fibre interior trim with cream soft ruffled leather seats, a sat-nav is fitted and a Bose stereo system with 16 speakers fitted all around the cabin, full bluetooth, with a T.V. and a D.V.D. player installed in the back and a digital camera on the centre of the dash, there are slight kerbing marks on the near side front wheel and tyre and it has a hairline scratch on the front left door . . . . . at this point the husband started crying loudly . . . . .
Sergeant: Don't worry sir . . . . . we will find your car as soon as possible. We'll put out its description immediately to all patrol crews.The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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