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    Last night the Surf Live Saving Club that I am a member of was broken into. The criminals had to kick in a solid bolted door, then stole an Oxy Viva (Mechanical Resuscitator). This was found early this morning by an ex member who took it to another member's house.

    So, our security is compromised, Vital resus gear is at least suspect, we will have to send it to be checked and for what Some little so and so's bit of fun.
    Lucky no one was down there last night.
    Pat
    Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Mark Twain

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    30m of water, a couple of concrete blocks, bit of leg chain.

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    make the chain long enough so that his head is out of water at low tide
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    locks only stop honest people
    smile and the world will smile with you

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    Really, really sick when the cost of repair exceeds the value of stolen goods by a large proportion. No real numbers at hand, but consider a plate glass window vs. a keg or two of beer. Or a car's side window vs. a few CD's. When I drove a convertible, I deliberately never locked it.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    Pat find the mungrel/s and use the viva on them Helium tank to replace Oxygen tank

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    Bad timing too with the State IRB Championships there on the 12th & 13th July.

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