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    A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded all of the money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

    The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
    The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
    He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
    The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
    The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

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    You are treading on very unstable ground here you know.


    I like it
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    David


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