-- Dont make criminals like the used too --

[oges]

A Houston armed robber was finally caught after the eighth time he robbed the same U-Totem store in three months. It seemed he never wore a mask and kept holding up the same clerk.

Another Houston robber wound up wounding himself during a robbery. He accidentally stabbed himself with his own knife when he forgot to turn his knife downward when he leaned over the counter to take money from an open cash register.

Two Michigan robbers charged into a Detroit music store, waving their guns. "Nobody move!" one of the robbers oredered. The second robber then moved - and his startled partner shot him in the head.

For some reason, a blind man in Dallas decided to steal a television set. The burglary seemed to be going smooth up until a neighbor spotted the man when he walked into a tree.

Two men brandishing shotguns ran into a Los Angeles bank and yelled for everyone to lie down, which everyone complied. When there was no one left standing to get the robbers the money, they evidently got confused and ran away.

Brett

[Iain]

This is true, honestly...
A well known Melbourne thief died recently, he fell off the back of a truck.