Results 1 to 15 of 15
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    65
    Posts
    4,239

    Default Durn kids bikes - enough!

    The worst possible item to have to store in a workshop is a kids bike; hang it up and it'll hit you in the head or, worse, fall on you. Stand it up and it'll fall over on you and cut you. You can't win. For years I have carried these things in and out the garage so I can work but, today, I had enough.

    They both fell over, trapping me in the middle. These things would make a darn fine mediaeval torture device, it took a while to get out and stop the bleeding. Then, a dark mood descended.

    Out came the compressor hose, the pressure wash kit and the golf clubs. I washed everything, pumped up tires, scrubbed clubs and then threw the lot in the back of the ute. Ca$h Covertors took all three and, with the small amount of cash earned, I bought a Bostitch 18 gauge 15-41mm bradder.

    It takes up a lot less room, and the kids can ride it whenever they like!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Toowoomba Q 4350
    Posts
    3,491

    Default



    Great Idea Groggy!!!

    cheers
    RufflyRustic

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Pambula
    Age
    59
    Posts
    5,026

    Default

    I used to trip over the blasted things all the time until we got an old garden shed to put the mower in. So now I chuck 'em in there but the old man goes crook everytime he has to get the mower out. Still, at least they're out of my way...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    East Bentleigh, Melbourne, Vic
    Age
    68
    Posts
    180

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy
    The worst possible item to have to store in a workshop is a kids bike; hang it up and it'll hit you in the head or, worse, fall on you. Stand it up and it'll fall over on you and cut you. You can't win. For years I have carried these things in and out the garage so I can work but, today, I had enough.

    They both fell over, trapping me in the middle. These things would make a darn fine mediaeval torture device, it took a while to get out and stop the bleeding. Then, a dark mood descended.

    Out came the compressor hose, the pressure wash kit and the golf clubs. I washed everything, pumped up tires, scrubbed clubs and then threw the lot in the back of the ute. Ca$h Covertors took all three and, with the small amount of cash earned, I bought a Bostitch 18 gauge 15-41mm bradder.

    It takes up a lot less room, and the kids can ride it whenever they like!
    So you've given up golf too?

    The kid's bikes I can well understand - but a chap needs his hobbies, so you've given the swatting of small balls into long bits of grass in favour of woodies stuff?


    Cheers!

    Last edited by Groggy; 4th January 2007 at 05:47 PM.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    197

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy
    The worst possible item to have to store in a workshop is a kids bike;



    Excelent idea. Imagine what you could buy if you sold your kids



    .
    Blowin in the Wind

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    In the shed, Melbourne
    Age
    53
    Posts
    0

    Default

    G'day,

    think of it for a moment, you sell the house (you keep the shed and the block of dirt)....















    then think of all the tools you could buy! :eek:
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    197

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Waldo
    G'day,

    think of it for a moment, you sell the house (you keep the shed and the block of dirt)....















    then think of all the tools you could buy! :eek:





    Why stop their. sell the shed and buy a tent... buy more tools then





    .
    Blowin in the Wind

  8. #8
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Moo, G'day from CASINO NSW the real home of Beef.
    Age
    59
    Posts
    445

    Default

    Judicious placement of said bicycles would have solved the issue without such drastic measures as disposing of the poor childs sole means of transport.
    That's is what my Mum would say, however me I put up with 6 assorted competition BMXer's hanging around my ears, the minimum 2 per kid "streetbikes" at my feet, then there's SWMBO & my bikes, spare wheels, frames, forks etc. I've lived with it, but no longer I refuse to put up with it any longer, I'm revolting, so in the new home, they can jolly well stick them in their.................................................


    bedrooms much more secure that way and they've been at me for ages to put hooks on the walls for them anyway.
    Bruce C.
    catchy catchphrase needed here, apply in writing to the above .

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    197

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by E. maculata
    Judicious placement of said bicycles would have solved the issue without such drastic measures as disposing of the poor childs sole means of transport.
    .
    Well he did leave them some old thongs after he sold all their shoes to get some new drill bits
    Blowin in the Wind

  10. #10
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Moo, G'day from CASINO NSW the real home of Beef.
    Age
    59
    Posts
    445

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by redwood
    Well he did leave them some old thongs after he sold all their shoes to get some new drill bits
    Yeah I hear you Redwood, remember when I was a boy, we were too poor to have such fancy things as shoes, we had to wear dinosaur feet slippers .
    Bruce C.
    catchy catchphrase needed here, apply in writing to the above .

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    197

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by E. maculata
    Yeah I hear you Redwood, remember when I was a boy, we were too poor to have such fancy things as shoes, we had to wear dinosaur feet slippers .
    You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day, week in, week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
    Blowin in the Wind

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    65
    Posts
    4,239

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by redwood
    You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day, week in, week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
    That goes a long way towards explaining it then....

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    65
    Posts
    4,239

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by E. maculata
    Yeah I hear you Redwood, remember when I was a boy, we were too poor to have such fancy things as shoes, we had to wear dinosaur feet slippers .
    Then they go and die out just at the beginning of the ice-age. Now THAT was a cold millenia, especially without dinosaur shoes...

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    313

    Default

    couldn't the bikes get stored in the house somewhere? What are they doing in the shed? Wrong place IMO.
    Cheers,
    Clinton

    "Use your third eye" - Watson

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/clinton_findlay/

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Tasmania
    Age
    70
    Posts
    1

    Default

    I love being an "empty nester". Not one tear was spilt by SWMBO or me.

Similar Threads

  1. Ahhh kids,
    By himzol in forum JOKES
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 23rd October 2004, 12:34 AM
  2. Kids table and chairs
    By jimmyjames in forum FINISHING
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 15th June 2004, 11:31 AM
  3. COST OF RAISING KIDS US$
    By ken yates in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 7th February 2002, 07:36 AM
  4. Kids advice to kids
    By Gino in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 18th March 2001, 01:57 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •