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12th June 2009, 04:30 PM #1
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Robot barman
Robot barman
A man enters a bar and orders a drink.
The bar has a robot barman.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man responds, "About 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about league,
Holdens, racing, the new BIG Mac, tattoos, Nicky Watson and women in
general.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?"
The man replies, "Err, 50, I think."
And the robot says...real slowly...
"So...............ya gonna vote for Kevin again?"
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12th June 2009, 04:38 PM #2
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12th June 2009, 05:36 PM #3
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Fair suck of the sav.........
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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13th June 2009, 10:29 AM #4rrich Guest
"So you gona vote for Dub-Ya again."
ROTFLMAO!!!
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13th June 2009, 10:52 AM #5
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Lady Grey,
If you're going to quote him, PLEASE misquote him correctly.
"Fair shake of the sauce......."
Last edited by Lignin; 13th June 2009 at 10:53 AM. Reason: Misquoted the misquote!!
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13th June 2009, 10:59 AM #6
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13th June 2009, 11:58 AM #7
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Best one for awhile.
This is very good. Would make you laugh, fitting for the times
style of joke. Best one for quite a time. Blind Freddy would be pleased to have a laugh at this also.
Regards Mike
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13th June 2009, 03:12 PM #8
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The robot obviously doesn't have the facial recognition software option installed.
To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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16th June 2009, 03:34 PM #9
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nice one
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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