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Thread: Election Day
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23rd November 2007, 11:06 AM #1
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Election Day
1) No matter who you vote for a politician always wins.
2) Vote 1 Guy Fawkes.... the only man to enter parliment with honest intentions.
Add other pearls of wisdom to the list
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23rd November 2007, 11:56 AM #2
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I don't know about that.
Their heads are full of wood, and they always turn on us once we've elected them into power.
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23rd November 2007, 12:18 PM #3
Also like a lot of the blanks I have bought, full of promise but are impossible to get a decent turn out of them!
"We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer
My blog. http://theupanddownblog.blogspot.com
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23rd November 2007, 03:10 PM #4
like during turning they shave heaps out of our pockets chip away at our income then wax us over
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23rd November 2007, 06:53 PM #5
Sad that probably half of humanity would happily be given the chance to vote
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23rd November 2007, 08:24 PM #6
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23rd November 2007, 10:12 PM #7
I can not vote this time. I lost my tossing penny.
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24th November 2007, 09:27 AM #8
Politicians are like nappies - they need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason.
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24th November 2007, 11:51 AM #9
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24th November 2007, 02:08 PM #10
There was only one yacht and I got it at 8.01 am this morning
Here she is .........
Attachment 60892
Duped again!
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24th November 2007, 02:19 PM #11
Doh
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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24th November 2007, 02:51 PM #12
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The candidate
A political candidate knocked hopefully on the door of a prospective supporter in the electorate and introduced himself.
Much to his surprise, the lady of the house said, "I most certainly won't vote for you."
"But," said the candidate, "you've never seen my opponent."
"No," said the lady, "but I've had a damn good look at you."
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24th November 2007, 04:25 PM #13
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25th November 2007, 06:46 PM #14QbnDusty Guest
Our local Cheesecake shop has a cheesecake called Parliament House.
Its full of Nuts from all over Australia.
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26th November 2007, 10:18 AM #15
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You shouldnt blame the pollies- remember half the people who elect them are below average intelligence.
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