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Thread: When Do You Become An Old Phart?
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30th October 2006, 07:50 PM #1
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When Do You Become An Old Phart?
There's an age to,
go to school,
get a drivers license,
drink booze,
vote in elections
so at what age are ya an old phart??
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30th October 2006, 07:56 PM #2
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When you ask the question, so at what age are ya an old phart??
Al
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30th October 2006, 08:00 PM #3
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Don't know but I have passed it.
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30th October 2006, 08:32 PM #4
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I prefer antique flatulant.
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30th October 2006, 08:42 PM #5
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Reckon you're an old phart when you decide you know more than anyone younger than you. Long as you're willing to learn something from the youngsters, you're an interesting person with age and character.
Tex
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30th October 2006, 09:10 PM #6
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I reckon you are an old phart when you have forgotten more than those who work with you know.
But then again I can't remember much either...... :confused:
PeteIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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30th October 2006, 09:52 PM #7
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When you go to the WWWS and push in front of Phil and his wife.
If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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31st October 2006, 03:33 PM #8
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When you first get broadband & one of the first things you check out is the docos on US PBC Frontline site
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31st October 2006, 03:43 PM #9
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31st October 2006, 03:53 PM #10
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When you start sorting your screws, nuts and bolts into plastic or glass containers that you get your wife to keep for you.
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31st October 2006, 04:13 PM #11
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NO NO NO your totally wrong, thats just normal behavior, surely
Originally Posted by silentC
I recon your an old phart when you join a ww forum
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31st October 2006, 04:37 PM #12
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I've got the containers but no sorting has taken place...
Yet...
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31st October 2006, 04:39 PM #13
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You're all wrong.
The mathematical calculation for working out the age of old phartdom is to deduct the number for the meaning of life from the current year.
Thus (20)06 - (19)42 = 64 which is this year's age for becoming an old phart.
Means I'll always be one year away from becoming one.
Peter.
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31st October 2006, 10:53 PM #14
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31st October 2006, 10:59 PM #15
......say what?
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Originally Posted by Wongo
When you are over 50 and you fart.
...thats gold
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