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  1. #1
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    Default Made a donkey out of him

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed, it was a fine Spring day in
    his new parish. He walked to the window and noticed there was
    a dead donkey on his front lawn.

    He promptly rang the local Police Station and the conversation
    went like this:

    "Good morning, this is Sergeant Jones. How might I
    help you?"

    "And the best of the day te yerself, this is Father O'Malley
    at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead
    on my front lawn, would you be so kind as to send a couple
    o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Sergeant Jones, a bit of a wag, thought he would have a
    little fun and replied, "Well now Father, it was always my
    impression that you people took care of the last rites".

    Father O'Malley, without blinking an eyelid, replied,
    "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to
    notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call".


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    hehe. Somehow I think that might of been a little sanitised. I suspect the donkey was another species of animal
    -Scott

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