Always strive to be Politically Correct!

[groverwa]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' – He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS' – He develops a case of ‘
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.‘

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER
CLEAVAGE.'


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[rrich]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS' – He develops a case of ‘
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.‘
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Or in Latin, Head-upus-rectus

[CAG]

And Grover isn't YELLING, his central acuity is 20/200