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  1. #1
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    Default OBE Warranty

    I had just about decided to buy the television set whose
    attributes the young salesman had been extolling.

    He concluded by saying it carried only a one-year warranty
    but that I could buy a five-year warranty at an additional cost.

    I won't buy anything that doesn't carry a five-year warranty
    and so turned to leave.

    The salesman asked me to please stay while he consulted with
    his boss. "By the way," he continued, "may I ask your age?"

    "Eighty-three," I replied.

    He returned a moment later smiling.
    "We'll give you a lifetime warranty."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    That's when you tell him you are buying it for your great granddaughter's 21st.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  3. #3
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    A "once in a lifetime" offer eh?

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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