ales well that ends well

[John Saxton]

Two mates meet in a pub,one from Brisbane,one from Melbourne.They have an intense debate over the relative virtue of their cities' beers.
To settle the question of quality,they decide to send a sample of their favourites to a chemical analyst.
After several days the document arrives back from the expert.It reads as follows:"After exhaustive analysis of the respective properties of both fluids,I and my colleagues have reached the common conclusion that both Clydesdale stallions are too old for work

[Shane Watson]

I liked this one

Cheers!!