Hands of time

[munruben]

A man died and went to heaven and when he entered the pearly gates was met by St Peter. He noticed a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter and asked him "what all those clocks were on the wall"?
Those are Lie Clocks, said St Peter, everyone on earth has a Lie Clock and every time they tell a lie, the hands of the clock move forward one second.
He pointed to a clock on the wall "See that Lie Clock belonged to St Theresa and the hands have never moved one second, which means she never told a like in her life." St Peter pointed to another clock "and this one was George Washington's Lie Clock, see the hand have moved forward just 2 seconds so that means the great man only lied twice in his life."
The man was fascinated by all this and asked St Peter, "where is Kevin Rudd's Lie Clock"?
"Not here" said St Peter "Jesus has it in his office, he uses it for a ceiling fan"

[Big Shed]

Twice in 2 days?

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