yesterday it was so long ago, aka the Shakespear thread

[SPIRIT]

wrote just something about mylife

A HARD DAY AT THE OFFICE

There comes a time when in a simple mans life,,, that all he wants is to get a fair go in life yes yes that’s like a good thing to believe,,,, so he goes into the world to find a fair go…… it took him many places and many adventures too in his search for a fair go
Harder to find a fair go l now found l come with myself,,, how may l help
Much happiness his belief would bring with love and royalty inside the ring so it wasn’t a fair go after all,,, it was, to be happy that is the goal ever more

Yes why didn’t l see to be happy would be such a good goal for me
To find happiness you don’t have to look far it’s who you are

So he looked back at the road he came and said to himself

Enough enough you have crossed the line with my fair go
Or it may have been aloud
So now he waits to find out is a fair go harder to find than before.


AKA 1235813




arty

[ozwinner]

Here I am on the site
Most of the blokes dont give a shyte.
Trowel in hand dreaming about sand.
Is it good is it bad?
Will this load of sand make me sad?

Then Friday comes all too soon.
Im driving off, and being a hoon.
Tyres a screeching,
Hmm they havent sounded like that before.
Owh no its the long arm of the law.

Monday comes more to lay.
Now I have a freekin fine to pay.



Thank you..

Al

[RobP]

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[ozwinner]

Here I sit trowel in hand
On top of this pile of sand
Mixer going around and round
With a great grinding clunking sound

Boys are rushing to and fro
Pushing their wheel barrow
No one seems to notice I cant rhyme
Doesnt matter all the syme..

Thank you, youve been a great audience....


Al

[Gumby]

There was an old man from Whittlesea,
He couldn't rhyme his poems you see,
He's not a bad bloke,
And likes a good....


that's enough from me

[ozwinner]

And likes a good....
A good poem like me.

They are hard to find
The really, really good kind
That

[SPIRIT]

good golly gosh with all this wit you would shakespear came here to sh@#

[Christopha]

Strewth! I thought I was the piissed one!!!!!

Youse lot have had way too many drinks methinks cos yer poetree stinks.

[Gumby]

Youse lot have had way too many drinks methinks cos yer poetree stinks.

we are extracting the urine, that's all

[ozwinner]

Strewth! I thought I was the piissed one!!!!!

Youse lot have had way too many drinks methinks cos yer poetree stinks.

So show us yours ow red centered one..
Come on, out with it.....

Al

[scooter]

There was a man from Whittlesea
Who got bitten on the bum by a wasp
When asked "did it hurt?"
He said "yes, it did,
But I'm bloody glad it wasn't a hornet.


Cheers............Sean, plaguarism is just phony-copying

[ozwinner]

Hey Scooter, youve been working in the paint department again havent you?

Al

[Daddles]

Just as a matter of interest:

Is it worth opening the original attachment?
Is it safe to open the original attachment?
Can I trust your advice on the original attachment?
Did I spell 'attachment' right?

Richard

[ozwinner]

Just as a matter of interest:

Is it worth opening the original attachment?
Is it safe to open the original attachment?
Can I trust your advice on the original attachment?
Did I spell 'attachment' right?

Richard

Attachment has been removed and placed in the post.

Al

[SPIRIT]

so was it worth the wait do l have any taste did l do something wrong then l added a attchment was it to long as for the spelling l try my best
sorry l didn't pass the test


arty