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    Default Bad joke !

    Why wouldn't the sardines swim past Brisbane?


    'cos they didn't want to end up in Cairns!
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    And in Cairns, what they can't eat they can
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    hee hee...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    And in Cairns, what they can't eat they can
    Almost the same as the oldie - at Heinz Foods they put any new
    concoction into a vat. The staff eat what they can, and what they can't,
    they can.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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