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Thread: Trans Siberian Adventure
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8th August 2005, 09:54 PM #121
... a gigantic eagle had snatched Miss M and Mr M. and was flying off with them to......
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8th August 2005, 10:02 PM #122
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8th August 2005, 10:11 PM #123
So Miss M thought she would change her attire so she rummaged around and found Oz's big bouncy avatar outfit and thought.....
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8th August 2005, 10:15 PM #124
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Nup that should be banned and instead got....
Cheers
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8th August 2005, 11:34 PM #125
into a nice little two peice Elle Mcpherson number, and then smilling to herself she..............
If it goes against the grain, it's being rubbed the wrong way!
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9th August 2005, 09:02 AM #126
... woke up and looked around. "What a strange dream that was. Here I am still on the Trans Siberian express. I must have dozed off for awhile there." There was a knock at the cabin door ...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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9th August 2005, 10:18 AM #127
"enter" said Ms M. In walked Mr M " sleep well dear, you were very restless duing the night, have a bad dream did we?" Ms M stared intently at him for a monment and then said.................
If it goes against the grain, it's being rubbed the wrong way!
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9th August 2005, 10:37 AM #128
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What the????......
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9th August 2005, 10:44 AM #129
... hell are you doing wearing my underpants on your head?
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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9th August 2005, 11:00 AM #130
"no" said Mr M "this is my new fire blanket"
If it goes against the grain, it's being rubbed the wrong way!
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9th August 2005, 11:26 AM #131
"Nonsense!" replied the little detective. "You've been auditioning for that awful dance group: the Hole in the Drawers Collective! Don't try to deny it!"
"We-e-ell'" wheedled Mr M. "You know I've always had a hankering to be a clog ...."Driver of the Forums
Lord of the Manor of Upper Legover
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9th August 2005, 10:31 PM #132
..dancer, but his musing were interrupted when suddenly, from somewhere near Kempsey, NSW came a horrible, deformed creature. Clad in a red flannelette shirt, scratching his beard and telling tales of woe from the trans Siberian Adventure.
"Hovo is dead !" he screamed.
"Felled by the axe of deletion, never to return."
Sadly, however, the force is not to be defeated so easily and the horrible pitiful creature you see before you is his reincarnation. Caliban, the tempestuous beast. Hovo tried to warn you of the dangers of the rip in the fabric of the universe. Now he is its latest victim. Dragged behind a speeding train across frozen tundra would have killed someone less powerful in the force of the rip, but like Roger, he is at his most dangerous when he is dead.
Hovo is gone and only this sad creature remains. After this post no mention will ever be made of the poor fool again.Cheers
Jim
"I see dumb peope!"
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9th August 2005, 10:41 PM #133
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Originally Posted by Driver
Cheers
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9th August 2005, 10:44 PM #134
to the previous message of doom to a forumite.....
HEY EVERY BODY hOVOS DEAD.............alas poor hove er who cares
anyway lets head for the rip and the boat and then we will.............What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
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9th August 2005, 11:25 PM #135
.... build a branch line to the craporium (via the local rubbity dub of course) there we will .................
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