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Thread: Rsser's accident.
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4th February 2010, 02:34 PM #121
Hewer of wood
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Bustard!
When I'm your age maybe one of these ...
Cheers, Ern
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4th February 2010, 04:11 PM #122
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You'll be my age next year, better save up
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To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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4th February 2010, 06:08 PM #123
Skwair2rownd
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Originally Posted by Grumpy John
You'll be my age next year, better save up.
But won't you be a year older GJ? And therefore Ern will still not be your age.
Good to hear about the progress and the insurance Ern.
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5th February 2010, 01:29 PM #124
I orta know better
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Originally Posted by rsser
Bustard!
When I'm your age maybe one of these ...
Ern, I think you should aim for something a little more assertive
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5th February 2010, 02:15 PM #125
Hewer of wood
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LOL. Wld sure get respect on a country road.
That'd be a good one for "Need a caption".
Eg. "What's Afghani for stay back?"
"Dunno"
"Oh, too late anyway"Cheers, Ern
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5th February 2010, 02:50 PM #126
I orta know better
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Originally Posted by rsser
....or perhaps "So that's why they call it the Putty Road!"
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5th February 2010, 03:58 PM #127
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yeah.....but that tank would look silly with a sidecar attached
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5th February 2010, 03:59 PM #128
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Not that anyone would actually have the guts to say so to you though Originally Posted by Mr Brush
yeah.....but that tank would look silly with a sidecar attached
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5th February 2010, 04:15 PM #129
Hewer of wood
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Bet the local copper wouldn't be asking whether the helmet was ASA approved!
Cheers, Ern
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5th February 2010, 04:17 PM #130
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Maybe thats what the fellow in Tiananmen Square was saying Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Not that anyone would actually have the guts to say so to you though
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5th February 2010, 04:22 PM #131
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Hi Wally
at about 8 liters per km i think a bike would be a bit cheaper to run.
Cheers TonyTony
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5th February 2010, 04:35 PM #132
Hewer of wood
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Still exxy tho.
Rear tyres, 5000 km, $330. Nice sticky ones, 3000km.
Chain & sprocket kit, maybe 20,000km, $350.
Getting hit and not remembering it, priceless!
Cheers, Ern
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5th February 2010, 05:43 PM #133
Hewer of wood
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PS Rang the hand physio y'day about the splint riding on the Kwires giving me curry.
Get out a paint stripper gun she says, soften the pocket in the splint and widen it.
Job done in about a minute flat. Ahh, magic.
... 1st time I went to see her about the buggered thumb joint, I was ready with a wisecrack about whether you could make a living out of hand-jobs and she walks into the room, with a form to make a fella's eyes water, and I remembered my manners 
Cheers, Ern
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6th February 2010, 12:51 AM #134
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"What's Afghani for stay back?"
توقفگاه. بدهي پس or there abouts
Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working. — Pablo Picasso
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6th February 2010, 04:50 AM #135
Hewer of wood
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Nice one hughie!
How about 'It's give way to the right where we come from!' ?
Cheers, Ern
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