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    A RAAF spokesman said earlier today "Early tests on fighter landing gear camouflage are exceeding expectations".
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Mouse population rises to plague proportions on the African Savanna.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    Christmas morning, Dheli. "Batteries not included".
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    Police in Melbourne round up suspects following one of fourteen 'flasher in red suit' calls to 000 last week.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


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    "Rack off you big suitcase, it's mine!"
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    I don't care how many reversing cameras the council fit, this truck is still a bugga to park.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Google has announced that it is pursuing efficiency improvements to its Streetview data collection program.
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    Behind the scenes at Kevin Rudds surprise, highly confidential, highly dangerous visit to the troops in Iraq...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Due to NSW Radar camera's being faulty we have installed new multi-format mobile camera's on every street, this way we catch all the action and witness's as well.

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    Even with all these manual reversing cameras, this truck is still a bugger to reverse. (look closely now)
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    who farted?

    cheers
    Michael

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    close one, but I reckon Grumpy Johns council truck gets it ,
    over to you GJ

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Sorry John, I didn't see your caption, honest! Great minds think alike, or as mum would tell me, fools never differ.

    Cheers
    Michael

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    O.K. here goes.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Welcome back comrade. I see we must change cosmonaut diet, you take wodka and we come back in week.

    Cheers
    Michael

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    One good turn deserves another...

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