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19th April 2011, 09:27 AM #1201
Timber Hoarder
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Going 'down the road' is as easy as 'falling off a bike'.
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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19th April 2011, 09:29 AM #1202
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The committee for the annual High Country Mountain Bike Ride decided it needed a way to make sure only serious competitors applied...
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19th April 2011, 09:36 AM #1203
Butcher of wood
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M.C. Escher:
A truly brilliant artist.
A truly useless civil engineer.
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19th April 2011, 11:13 AM #1204
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"Hmmm..this could be dangerous. It really ought to have a white line down the middle."
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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20th April 2011, 12:27 AM #1205
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"Right, this is my big chance to beat the world record for the 50 metre dash."
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
www.clivequinn.com
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20th April 2011, 12:55 AM #1206
Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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Bloody hell, widows maker course is not wrong. But then again I ain't married so I will give it a go.
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20th April 2011, 07:52 AM #1207
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Chief Tiff takes the honours (Pugwash gets an honourable mention for his very commendable '50 metre dash' offering).
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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21st April 2011, 04:04 PM #1208
Butcher of wood
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Try this one......
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21st April 2011, 04:16 PM #1209
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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At the recent round of One Man and his Cat goatcat trials held in Mid Glamorgan, PussPuss strides confidentially back to her master's side having completed the course successfully and in record time.
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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21st April 2011, 06:53 PM #1210
Timber Hoarder
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O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o layCliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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21st April 2011, 08:07 PM #1211
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I don't think you're a very good kid's cat so bugger off.
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21st April 2011, 08:29 PM #1212
Timber recyclist
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Ah yes, the old children's classic "Puss'n'Goats"
Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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21st April 2011, 08:34 PM #1213
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Hell, they invite me to dinner and serve up grass and not even the type you smoke.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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21st April 2011, 10:22 PM #1214
Tree Terrorist
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"First they won't let me enter 'cos they don't believe I'm a pig and then they give me goats to herd instead of sheep - it's a conspiracy I tell ya!"
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22nd April 2011, 12:40 AM #1215
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I should look smug, you've been eating my used lucerne kitty litter.
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