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  1. #106
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    there was 10 in the bed and the little one said Roll Over Roll Over


    I don't care if the rollers name is Rover I ain't gonna scratch it belly

    Honest boss there was this mother duck and her chicks crossing the road I swerved and.........

  2. #107
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    "Sorry Boss, I hit a speed bump"
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  3. #108
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    i will never buy another three wheeler as long as i live.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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  4. #109
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    Sorry I'm late, but the lines have been down all day. [sigh]

    Choices, choices, choices. So many choices...

    I think Tea Lady can have it this time; the driver's excuse just has to be a doozy!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  5. #110
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Sorry I'm late, but the lines have been down all day. [sigh]

    Choices, choices, choices. So many choices...

    I think Tea Lady can have it this time; the driver's excuse just has to be a doozy!
    but I couldn't think of one. That's why I stopped. I guess imagination is always better than reality.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  6. #111
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    After a lot of looking I think I found one. You would think with the whole internet at our fingertips that finding a funny photo would be a cinch. This one is a little on the poetic side.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  7. #112
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    You know it's going to be an extraordinary day when Maw Nature wakes with a smile on her dial.

    -or-

    "Mother Bird to Escort: we're out of vindaloo and are going down..."


    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  8. #113
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    So long, and thanks for all the birdseed.

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  9. #114
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    Tea Lady, I'm not seeing an image. No, that's not my caption it's a statement.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

  10. #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    Tea Lady, I'm not seeing an image. No, that's not my caption it's a statement.

    nor me
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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  11. #116
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    Me neither

  12. #117
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    Fixed, I hope.

  13. #118
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    Ahhhh, that's better!! Now I see it all.

    Nature copying art!!

    Wingman to red leader....Get into step!!!


    Icarus, I wouldn't fly so high!!

  14. #119
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    Make the smiley face so they look up, then, bombs awaayyyyy!

  15. #120
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    "If someone doesn't start flapping soon we're going down!"
    Pugwash.

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