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Thread: The Code of Practice
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26th June 2006, 07:55 PM #106
Here's the latest update. It includes additions suggested by
DanP - New content on Inter-Bloke Communications, Sharpening, and some supplementary advice on Standing and/or Leaning and Staring.
Zed - New - Acknowledgement of the (anonymous) authorship of Appendices.
Ashore - Blokely Attire and new stuff on Stubby Holders.
Waldo, JDub and silentC - The Shed.
Thanks, gentlemen for your sterling work.
Toodle Pip!
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26th June 2006, 08:07 PM #107
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Now we know why the constitution took so long to write?
C'est bien mon ami.
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26th June 2006, 08:18 PM #108
Motion to accept the Code of Practice
G'day Driver,
I'd like to put forward a motion that the latest variation and ammendment of the Code of Practice be accepted and passed. Any one willing to second?
And three blokey cheers to Driver for his outstanding effort.
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26th June 2006, 08:23 PM #109
Originally Posted by
What hasn't surprised me is the enthusiastic way it has been embraced by everyone who has contributed and the genuinely creative thinking that has gone into the contributions.
(Je te remercis, mon vieux métis et hache-manieur!)
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26th June 2006, 08:30 PM #110
I second your motion Waldo. Many thanks to Col for this opus.
Pat
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26th June 2006, 09:08 PM #111
I wonder if the PTBs will consider including it in the Best of the Best?
A short while ago I posted something to the "Shedette" thread and then realised it raises a valid point... hence a slight revision for appraisal here:
If two sheds (shedettes' inclusive) are in close proximity no tools, fittings, parts of collections or any item that can be moved without use of an engine-hoist/forklift shall be moved from one abode to the other without previously obtained permission, preferably in writing. Blood- or tear-stained documents do not count as permission, nor does "In your dreams" or any verbal agreement made during a session involving blokes' drinks.
- Andy Mc
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26th June 2006, 11:29 PM #112
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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
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26th June 2006, 11:54 PM #113
And more on the subject of sharpening, which leads on to... well...
When a bloke finally deigns to sharpen his tools, he will do so in a truly blokely manner. It doesn't matter whether he's simply reshaping a $2 cold-chisel or honing a $mega handplane blade, every tool sharpened will be able to circumcise a gnat or split atoms with a simple flourish. The final shape of the sharpened edge is irrelevant, the tool may be rendered totally useless for it's original use, whereupon it may become a part of a collection or find an alternative use. All that matters is that it's sharp.
It is mandatory to prove this by testing it upon the hairs of the fore-arm, followed by hairs of the leg should more tools be sharpened than the arms can readily accomodate. Scarification is not necessary, although there are those who deem that no tool is truly sharp until it has been blooded.
NB: It is not considered blokely to shave anywhere below the neck except when sharpening tools. Similarly, waxing is definite chap behaviour except when caused inadvertently by removing dried glue, lacquer, paint or similar that wasn't noticed when it was leaned in, spilled or otherwise splashed.
NB#2 An important exception to the last exception is the "bikini line" as no bloke dressed in suitably blokely attire would ever be in this situation. Or admit to it, anyway. Which is, to a bloke, the same thing. Consequently this would be a good method to determine whether a visitor is a bloke or a chap, were it not for the fact that only a chap would attempt to apply it.
- Andy Mc
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27th June 2006, 12:27 AM #114
Struth Skew... take a breath... I'm going purple in the face reading this stuff.
Cliff.
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27th June 2006, 12:33 AM #115
And that's the condensed version.
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27th June 2006, 01:51 AM #116
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I just saw this a few minutes ago. My eyes are still watering from laughing so much. Have circulated to a few "blokes" who will seriously identify.
Thanks
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27th June 2006, 08:08 AM #117
I second the motion to accept.
Zed
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27th June 2006, 09:27 AM #118
Then all those in favor ( with Col's Ok of course )
Ashore
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27th June 2006, 09:32 AM #119
Aye!!!!
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27th June 2006, 09:48 AM #120
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looks good to me