Mystery Woody Hands

[Driver]

Col, I guess the prize was an economy size tub of Max Factor Knacker Lacquer, yes?

Quite right.

Well done Dan, you can expect to receive your highly valued prize soon. Motorists in your near vicinity will need maximum strength sunnies to dim the magnificent lustre of your cluster!

Col

[Wongo]

what about some names to the other faces?

Just a guess.

Silent how may Black pegs and how many white pegs?

[HappyHammer]

Isn't it 1234 left to right?

HH.

[silentC]

Silent how may Black pegs and how many white pegs?

4 black pegs.

[vsquizz]

From L to R Derek, WB, Squizz, Driver. Or as WB likes to put it...He's the tall dark hairstute handsome one at the back

Well done Dan, However due to the considerable restraints placed on Finances caused by over indulgence of Hoergarten and other foriegn beers, yourself and Wongo will have to wait until after Easter for your magnificent prizes.

And I only drank the Latte under peer group pressure..honest.

Cheers

[Iain]

And I never suspected for one moment that Mr Borer was a Vic defector, heathen

[Wood Borer]

I'm back now though Iain - just a quick trip for work.

[vsquizz]

I'm back now though Iain - just a quick trip for work.

Yeah, we had to ambush him in a back alley and drag him kickin and screaming into a pub then force the beers down his neck. He did protest....NOT!.

Cheers

[ozwinner]

Hey Ive just realized, it wasnt a proper clan meeting ( as in Scottish type of clan, not the other ) not a foily in sight.:mad:

WB Im dissapointed.
I think we shall have to strip you of your title of Grand Foilmaster, and demote you to Under Foilster.

Al

[ozwinner]

Yeah, we had to ambush him in a back alley and drag him kickin and screaming into a pub then force the beers down his neck.
Cheers

Yeah I bet, Ive seen Meg forcing him to drink beer, and use those horrid hand tools.

Al

[Driver]

Dan

Here's your prize - an economy size jar of everybody's favourite finishing medium. It's designed to deal with the parts that nothing else can reach. It's made from a specially-selected list of highly confidential ingredients. It's mixed in a bowl nearly (but, let's face it, not quite) as shiny as the inside of Al's mud-mixer. Yes! It's . . .altogether now! . . .

Max Factor Knacker Lacquer
It Adds a Lustre to Your Cluster

And one for Wongo as well.

[Wood Borer]

It's a tough life Al and just be grateful I am sacrificing myself for the rest of you.

As regards the foilies, they were confiscated at the airport. I was wearing one when I went through the so called metal detector. I suspect they aren't really metal detectors but thought sucking machines.

I told them about the Bulletin Board and the website showing photos of the hats but the @#@$%'s wouldn't believe me. There was quite a crowd gathering to watch the whole episode so I reluctantly removed the protective foiley which was blown up by the security people. There was foil tinsel everywhere. :mad:

I was most concerned because when you are in the plane you are just that bit closer to rest of the universe and who knows what's out there. :eek:

I hope my explanation is sufficient to beg for forgiveness and appeal your harsh penalty in the form of a demotion.

Gee I need a holiday. I might just be taking one very soon like next week.

[scooter]

Did they detect the foil jocks WB?

Talk about luster to your cluster........


Cheers..........Sean, aim high

[Wood Borer]

No, I took the jocks off prior to the metal detector which caused a little bit of a commotion but in the interests of terrorism what other choice did I have?

I put them back on prior to boarding the plane because the aliens could possibly meddle with my DNA when I'm up in the sky. If I was to father more kids after having the genes meddled with, then it could possibly be an alien child. :eek: :eek: This is how they are invading our planet.

Al kindly warned me about this terrible invasion.

[Dan]

Dan

Here's your prize - an economy size jar of everybody's favourite finishing medium.

And one for Wongo as well.

Cool! We don't get it in the shops around here.

Thanks heaps Driver.

(mine's on the left, right?)