What's your favourite saying?

[burraboy]

-that sheila's got blokes around her like maggots on a pork chop.
-if in doubt, give it a clout.
-by the Hogans ghost! (from my great grandfather)

[Woodwould]

It isn't that I'm not a people person; I'm just not a stupid people person.

[eisbaer]

"I'd like to agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

[Twisted Tenon]

"I'd like to agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

Luv that

TT

[Bob38S]

Every choice has a consequence - Choose carefully, if you burn your Rce then you will have to sit on the blisters.

If you turn the other cheek - it simply means you get belted twice.

If you find yourself in a hole - stop digging.

[Mr Brush]

Our family motto "I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You"....

Our coat of arms is a pair of crossed hammers, rampant, above a bloodied hand with a nail through it.

[Mr Brush]

..and from my childhood

"It's all very funny until someone loses an eye", and

"There's some in the thing on the mantelpiece"

neither of which have been particularly useful.

[Mr Brush]

For those with a bit of time on their hands....

Terry Pratchett Quotes - The Quotations Page

......a very wise old bugger.

[mattocks]

menjar be i cagar forte, i no tingues par de la morte.

a catalan saying

[Mr Brush]

"The bicycle of my grandmother has been struck by lightning." ?

[AlexS]

"No blood, no sympathy"

[Groggy]

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation."

[dusteater]

"A woman`s logic is the reason for man`s insanity"
I`m sure that they transcribed it from the dead sea scrolls.

[underfoot]

way back it was........."No thrills for the cautious"
nowadays.........."The best things in life......aren't things"

[Grumpy John]

For when someone can't find something that's right in front of them: "it's right next to the eye chart".