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  1. #106
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    -that sheila's got blokes around her like maggots on a pork chop.
    -if in doubt, give it a clout.
    -by the Hogans ghost! (from my great grandfather)

  2. #107
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    It isn't that I'm not a people person; I'm just not a stupid people person.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  3. #108
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    "I'd like to agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
    "That's impossible. Nobody can give more than 100%. By definition that is the most anyone can give"

  4. #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by eisbaer View Post
    "I'd like to agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

    Luv that

    TT
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

  5. #110
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    Every choice has a consequence - Choose carefully, if you burn your Rce then you will have to sit on the blisters.

    If you turn the other cheek - it simply means you get belted twice.

    If you find yourself in a hole - stop digging.

  6. #111
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    Our family motto "I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You"....

    Our coat of arms is a pair of crossed hammers, rampant, above a bloodied hand with a nail through it.

  7. #112
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    ..and from my childhood

    "It's all very funny until someone loses an eye", and

    "There's some in the thing on the mantelpiece"

    neither of which have been particularly useful.

  8. #113
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    For those with a bit of time on their hands....

    Terry Pratchett Quotes - The Quotations Page

    ......a very wise old bugger.

  9. #114
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    menjar be i cagar forte, i no tingues par de la morte.

    a catalan saying

  10. #115
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    "The bicycle of my grandmother has been struck by lightning." ?

  11. #116
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    "No blood, no sympathy"
    Visit my website
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  12. #117
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    "Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation."

  13. #118
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    "A woman`s logic is the reason for man`s insanity"
    I`m sure that they transcribed it from the dead sea scrolls.

  14. #119
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    way back it was........."No thrills for the cautious"
    nowadays.........."The best things in life......aren't things"

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  15. #120
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    For when someone can't find something that's right in front of them: "it's right next to the eye chart".
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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