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22nd February 2013, 11:00 PM #1171
Senior Member
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"I didn't shoot my toilet, I thought it was an intruder!"
"Local Constabulary say it is one of their greatest fears about Toolies Week, that young handymen will attempt home repairs."
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22nd February 2013, 11:46 PM #1172
Timber Hoarder
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- Sep 2002
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- Minbun, FNQ, Australia
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Somebody stole the bloody seat!
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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23rd February 2013, 08:56 AM #1173
GOLD MEMBER
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"The gunshot destroyed the loo and frightened the s**t out of him."
Regards
PaulBushmiller;
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"
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23rd February 2013, 02:12 PM #1174
Dances with splinters
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Percussive maintenance: not always a good idea!
- Andy Mc
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23rd February 2013, 03:32 PM #1175
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Well that was not a nail!
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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24th February 2013, 08:33 AM #1176
Lignum Vexator
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Winner
They were all pretty good - I expected the curry and beans jokes
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
but decided to go with this one as it's topical at the moment (and took me unawares)
over to you Mrs Skewregards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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24th February 2013, 10:12 PM #1177
Senior Member
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Tehe!
Like ninja, sneak in and steal the win.
Give this one a go:
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24th February 2013, 10:23 PM #1178
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The love bugs
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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24th February 2013, 10:24 PM #1179
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Beetle mania
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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24th February 2013, 10:25 PM #1180
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So tha'ts how they make reproduction vehicles
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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24th February 2013, 10:45 PM #1181
GOLD MEMBER
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Then the Ferdinand said go forth and multiply.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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25th February 2013, 07:48 AM #1182
Lignum Vexator
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Those sneaky Germans have developed a method of cutting down production costs
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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25th February 2013, 09:30 AM #1183
Awaiting Email Confirmation
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See I pay only one lot of rego.
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25th February 2013, 12:37 PM #1184
Timber Hoarder
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- Sep 2002
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Speed Hump
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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25th February 2013, 12:49 PM #1185
Dehydrated Hydrographer
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