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    Vettel is not convinced about the teams new "soft" helmets

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Disqualified for wearing a beanie, are you sure!
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    .....Not many people know that Sebastian is an excellent impressionist. Here he is now impersonating a Volvo's front bumper....

    ....Sebastian was not particularly impressed to discover that his suit's water and "waste" bottles somehow got cross-connected....

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    She got a Chupa-chup! Where's mine?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    What!! You want me to let Webber win?

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    How did Mark win? His car was supposed to break down.....get that camera away.
    Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -- Sun Tzu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    She got a Chupa-chup! Where's mine?
    Some good ones there but I think I will give it to Skew.
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    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Thanks Hugh. Talking of long faces...

    WiseMyArse.jpg
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Ohh Ohh! I know that one! It's

    "Not A'fore My Coffee Wumman!"

    or maybe

    "Skew! Ponggy Boots Go Outside!"

    How about:

    "Whell, If you're serious about sharpening i DO have a few tips"

    No?

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    "There's no conflict of interest here! "

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Now when I was ---"
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    When I use a skew it goes "scccrrrreeeeeee"
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    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Is he hen pecked, he sure is.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    "Confucius say wise old owl know when to keep mouth shut."

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    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    Arrrrhhhh...... arrrrhhhhh...... arrrrrrhhhhh.....
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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