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  1. #1051
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    No rude ones.

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    wrong ball
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Football shoes $100
    Football uniform $150
    Body armour $2,000

    Getting your hernia fixed on the field... Priceless

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    and then Blocker joined the local choir as their lead castrato
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  5. #1055
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    “Just ring the bell on the big bagatelle and you’ll make all the coloured lights cascade”.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  6. #1056
    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    I'll teach you to block my punt you b@#%&*d

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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    No rude ones.
    nope... not any more he hasn't

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Nutcracker...sweet!
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    Follow through is always very important!
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  10. #1060
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruddy View Post
    Nutcracker...sweet!
    Nice play on words.

    Go for it Ruddy.

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    Be gentle...this is one of the grandaughters
    And my head I'd be a scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain.

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    I hope that's chocolate.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    "My nappy fell down and guess what! The choklit fairy paid me a visit!"
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

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    That's it! Found my favourite food! Never eating anything else!
    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    see grandad, it's physically impossible to keep my mouth closed while I eat.

    grandad I know why you say to wipe my mouth when I eat chocolate cake, but why do they tell you to wipe your mouth when you tell a tall story?

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