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    He would have a lot to trawl through before he finds us.
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    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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    but he might find a long line more effective
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    But the net result would be the same.
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    Why don't you all get back to your sheds and do something productive instead of larking around in here?
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    The sole subject of this thread was about parrots. You blokes are out of line.

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    larking? larking? we're talking about parrot fish, not sky larking
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by ian View Post
    larking? larking? we're talking about parrot fish, not sky larking
    That sounds more like a songbird than a parrot - if Niel is on out tails, maybe we need a swift parrot

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    We could all end up with Red Rumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    We could all end up with Red Rumps.
    Or flatheads
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    it can be Tailored to anything you like
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    I am filled to the bream with these damn puns
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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    I am filled to the bream with these damn puns
    Not turning into a snapper Doug, I hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Not turning into a snapper Doug, I hope.
    Nope and not a hardyhead either.

    Don't anyone even think of mentioning clownfish
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    I suspect that there were not two parrots at all, just a double-eyed fig-parrot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    Don't anyone even think of mentioning clownfish
    what you're not looking for Nemo?
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    I am filled to the bream with these damn puns
    Dam Lures
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