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Thread: Trans Siberian Adventure
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4th August 2005, 11:06 PM #91
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"Ticks Fleas" .....
"Ticks Fleas" .....
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5th August 2005, 12:19 AM #92
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Said the ticket collector as he itched his way down the corridor. Carefully Miss M and Mr M moved on to find ................
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5th August 2005, 06:50 PM #93
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a three headed ticket collector.................
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5th August 2005, 07:44 PM #94
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... with no arms and only one leg. He was waiting to board the train.
The guard said
"Hello, hello, hello, you look 'armless. Hop on!"
Boom, boom!Driver of the Forums
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5th August 2005, 08:07 PM #95
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But the train was going soooo fast he didnt get on board.
Just as well, as Mr M was looking for such a man in connection to oodles of crimes......................
He is non other than ( insert dramitic music here ) the "Noodle maker From Oodnadater"............
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5th August 2005, 09:34 PM #96
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"Well bugger me" said ......
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6th August 2005, 01:05 PM #97
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6th August 2005, 01:44 PM #98
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... and found himself in a QANTAS club lounge,
in Brisbane!!
Now he had to think fast, how was he to get back to his proper thread, there's a flight to Singapore leaving in a few minutes, perhaps he could ....
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6th August 2005, 06:52 PM #99
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crawl inside a boogy board bag and...........
Boring signature time again!
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6th August 2005, 07:05 PM #100
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hope the rip was in there. Meanwhile Miss Marple popped back from her side trip thru the rip and said......"bugger me thats odd" and no sooner had she said that when the knicker-hatted terpsichorean troupe appeared in the dining car. With that a..............
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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7th August 2005, 11:46 PM #101
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Finnair Stewardess appeared as if from nowhere, with a great big smile she welcomed them, and escorted them to the very front of the plane.
The troll smiled, he knew that in less than half a day, he would be home and then....
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8th August 2005, 01:10 AM #102
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he would be able to have fresh goat for dinner at the Under The Bridge resturant complete with a side serve of......
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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8th August 2005, 08:12 AM #103
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Having been seated in the front of the plane, Mr M looked for the steering wheel.
He had never driven a plane before, but now was his chance to try
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8th August 2005, 11:54 AM #104
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"I wonder what this does?" thought Mr M, as he pulled a large red lever.
He wasn't left to wonder for long. The ejector seat cartridges exploded and propelled him through the canopy and into the stratosphere.
"Dear me!" said Miss M. "That's ....Driver of the Forums
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8th August 2005, 12:01 PM #105
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an uplifting experience for him. What's this button, what's this button, what's this button 'ere for?"
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