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  1. #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post


    Does this outfit make my bum look big?
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  2. #92
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    Sigh.... it's a dog's life in the Army.

  3. #93
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    I thought I was a Major
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

  4. #94
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    OIC of the K9 Corps
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Well you did say i was a Major Pain and a General Nuisance !

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    No but you may experience some corporal punishment
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    It could have been worse, the cat ended up in the Navy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pac man View Post
    Well you did say i was a Major Pain and a General Nuisance !
    Pac Man takes it I reckon.
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    Thanks tea lady

    Try this one

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    .............But they couldn't put Humpty together again.

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    "I think he said 'I can't feel my legs'"

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    "Heads, I win..."
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    With hindsight, the policy of allowing blondes to serve in the rescue services may have been slightly unwise

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    Me legs, me legs, I can't feel me legs!

    Cheers
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    Would the real dummy please stand up...

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