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  1. #91
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    The New Gutless 125cc Scooter - the first scooter to come with 360deg Airbag protection!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    As Gawp sat at the pedestrian crossing, he couldn't help cursing those rediculous fuel labels and their fanciful claims...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    The New Gutless 125cc Scooter - the first scooter to come with 360deg Airbag protection!
    Take it away Oz. I'm surprised that there was not one Harley Fat Boy joke to be had.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    How about

    "routing the exhaust to the center of the seat to heat the rider on cold days had some unforeseen side effects"

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    Hmmmm- buy a bigger bike or spend all of my cash on Mcdonalds - tough choice.

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    Had a bunch of 'em, but forgot where I put them!

    Try this one...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    The wife has dragged me along shopping again I'd rather be dead!!!!

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    Yeah yeah i know, i lost the bet (bloody wallabies).

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    "Hey! Wake up! You're supposed to be at the NORTH Pole."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Help!! Someone's stolen Ed's avatar.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    A cymbal of global warning.
    Cheers, Ern

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    "you sure he likes percussion music? "
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Morty's job as the wake up call guy, clearly wasn't going to end well.
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    The wife has dragged me along shopping again I'd rather be dead!!!!
    Like this one. Only one to make use of the odd little one in the background with a handbag... still can't work out what that adds to the pic!

    Have a go, wheelin!

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    Help!! Someone's stolen Ed's avatar.
    finally understood your joke... Was browsing in woodturning and spotted it

    If wheelin's unavailable, perhaps GJ can have a crack

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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