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  1. #976
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    Thanks Fenderbelly. Ok folks, try this one.
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    My shed was constructed by me, the moat I planned around it, by the public service and the model railroad that was to be housed in said shed, by an engineer

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    Ah, The rusty Red Rattler 3.10 out of Adelaide
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    Chew cheww!!!
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Bob Browns carbon reduction transport alternative
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    It was unfortunate for Big Al that railroad enthusiast Engine Eddy had been chosen to supply the getaway vehicle.
    Pugwash.

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    not a caption but I just noticed there have been 6670 replies since this thread started back in 2008, according to the stats at the bottom of the window.

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    "I gotta da bad feelin' 'bout this here contraption ever since yer told me da previous owner wus Mr. Capone."

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    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    "Hey Boss, have you ever pulled this lever marked "tilt?" "

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    Always the showman....Brian devised a way to bring his latest turned pens from the shed to the house

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Oh no sir, you don't have to wait for a station. When you reach where you want to go you simply grasp the white cable on your left and hold it very firmly.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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    OK, time to move on. A couple of good ones here - Mic-D's is probably pretty close to the truth, but Bushmiller's tickled my imagination. Have a tilt at it, Paul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Bushmiller's tickled my imagination.
    Thanks Alex, but which one? I hedged my bets .

    See what you can do with this. I stared at it for a few moments before the penny droped, but I have led a sheltered life compared to most of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    Have a tilt at it, Paul.
    Thought that might have given you a hint.
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