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15th March 2011, 11:09 PM #946
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Guinness Land Speed Record coordinator present... CHECK!
Bike all lubed up... CHECK!
Clear road ahead... CHECK!
Fat chick full of baked beans...er...yup... CHECK!
Ignitor on... CHECK!
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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16th March 2011, 09:51 AM #947
Lignum Vexator
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Hey Harry
How come there's more drag on the rear end when your sister's on the bike?regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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16th March 2011, 10:11 PM #948
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So THAT'S why the back tyres are always fatter than the front!
I always wondered....Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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16th March 2011, 10:18 PM #949
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The tyre salesman's delight!
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16th March 2011, 10:50 PM #950
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I only take her out for the new years eve fireworks
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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16th March 2011, 10:59 PM #951
Heavy Machinery
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Hallys commet in the daylight
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17th March 2011, 02:54 PM #952
Butcher of wood
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If you really loved me you'd stop complaining and fit a stronger sub-frame
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17th March 2011, 02:59 PM #953
Butcher of wood
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Sparks started to fly when Deano explained that they were religiously incompatable; he was Jewish and she was a pig.......
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18th March 2011, 01:04 PM #954
Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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OK sweety after burner please
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18th March 2011, 01:16 PM #955
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C,mon Cookie
You know the second part of the game, you have to choose the winner 
Quick game's a good game.
Cheers
Michael
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18th March 2011, 03:05 PM #956
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You know, Deano, that rear end is never gonna last like that.
Whyssat?
Well, it's clearly Carbon Steel, not HSS...
(sorry for the woodworking reference
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18th March 2011, 03:11 PM #957
Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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De winner is
Go for it A Duke. Love the monkey bit
Originally Posted by A Duke
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18th March 2011, 03:22 PM #958
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Thundebirds Are GO!!!!
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18th March 2011, 03:40 PM #959
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Thanks.
Give this one a go.Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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18th March 2011, 03:58 PM #960
Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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But poppy there is now damn motor, how do you expect me to move my but.
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