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    Thank you pugwash.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    I wonder if I really Have nine lives?
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    While Tiddles holds the burglars attention Rambo the Rottwieler sneaks up behind him.
    Pugwash.

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    Look out! Cat burglar!
    Pugwash.

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    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    Damn I'm in trouble now. He has 9 lives, I only have 6 bullets.

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    I's the fastest kittee in the West!

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    This is my disarming look. You are now totally under my power...

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    can I go to the bathroom?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cookie48 View Post
    Damn I'm in trouble now. He has 9 lives, I only have 6 bullets.
    The batton is passed to cookie48.
    Chris
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    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    Default Here we go

    Try this one folks.

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    The size of the sparks are directly proportionate to the angle of the grinder and her monkey.
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    I searched google for a picture of the space shuttle. But this picture is what it returned. I searched for "vehicle with big fat external fuel tank that farts sparks"

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    Acceleration is improved no end, when you light up the farts. It's sort of like the after-burner on a jet.
    Chris
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    This is one case where a picture is worth a thousand words....

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    Cliff.
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    there are 216 more words than you need

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