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Thread: So what's all this about, then?
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26th October 2004, 07:32 PM #931
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the berm, which went "BURM" as it exploded and blew away this french disaster and caused a split in the terrerstial mantle allowing Crabtrees being to re-enter. In order for Crabtree to be brought back to life he needed the sexual favours of........
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26th October 2004, 08:02 PM #932
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... of Michelle! Most emphatically: Michelle! Even Susan was a possibility but not Roger, not bloody Staines, not any of the crew of either the Good Ship Venus or the Very Little Gravitas Indeed.
So, does everyone have a clear understanding of the situation here? What was going to restore the Captoon's tenuous grip on vitality was the extremely tasty Michelle. She folded a length of the fabric of the universe over the two of them - in order to gain a little privacy - and proceeded to bring Crabtree back to life.
There was a pause and then
"Good Moaning!"
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26th October 2004, 08:21 PM #933
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26th October 2004, 08:22 PM #934
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26th October 2004, 08:35 PM #935
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Unfortunately no one realised the Loo had been locked up because ...
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26th October 2004, 09:43 PM #936
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they just thought Crabtree was full of it all the time.
Anyway, back on the Gravitas Captain Beaut was trying to get underway but hull repairs (from the GMC Reef damage) were not yet completed.
"Crikey" said the Captain, "you'd think in a bloody story like this a bloke could find a couple of decent shipwrights, well at least a few chippies wood do" (wood do - chippies...sorry) . Low and behold (the hold being the thing below the deck that the Captain was standing on) at the mention of the requirement for a qualified wood butcher, who should enter the story but none other than the esteemed beared, plaid wearing....Squizzy
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26th October 2004, 11:53 PM #937
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master puppeteer and woodworker of legend and owner or the biggest .....
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27th October 2004, 12:23 AM #938
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wooden ..
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27th October 2004, 12:27 AM #939
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chisel ever...
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27th October 2004, 09:04 AM #940
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27th October 2004, 10:45 AM #941
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... the obviously very durable fabric of the universe.
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27th October 2004, 11:09 AM #942
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With chisel in hand, began to gouge out a giant mortice in to an edge of the universe. He then cut a tennon on one of the alternate universes and joined the two universes together with a spot of yellow PVA glue. was proud of the M&T gate he had created. Some people would use the Rocker Universe Morticing jig or one of the many Sturdee jigs available but was a traditionalist.
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27th October 2004, 11:42 AM #943
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carton of polo shirts adorned with a likeness of 's newest creation for all to wear to ww shows. Upon seeing this, Michelle...
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27th October 2004, 07:18 PM #944
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.fell to her knees in front of and ...
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27th October 2004, 08:49 PM #945
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