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  1. #901
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    Why cats shouldn't attend motivational lectures.

    Cheers
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    Aim high! What's the worst that could happen?
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    I thought chooks couldn't fly! These must be throwbacks!
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    I caught a bird. I caught a bird.
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    I taught i saw a puddy tat

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    Did the cat come back?

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    Fluffy was determined to catch the 4.31 eagle...
    after having missed the 4.29 crow by a whisker

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    More modern fairy tales...

    Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been?
    I flew down to London to visit the Queen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    Fluffy was determined to catch the 4.31 eagle...
    after having missed the 4.29 crow by a whisker


    Over to you Underfoot!

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    ..alrighty... lets go with...

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    You put your whole self in, you put your whole self out...

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    With only one available microphone, the Chinese assault on the world Karaoke record fell into disarray.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    aye aye aye, still got ten seconds weft Waterwoo finally facing my waterwoo...waterwoo

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    Kick it to me, kick it to me!

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    Don't shoot!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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