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14th March 2008, 09:00 AM #76
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Hillary Clinton, Talking to herself in the mirror. "See I told him I could be President too. And he didn't believe me. Ha!! I showed him. And that little Menica strumpet...."
"Oh!! 'Scuse me." our intrepid misses said as she backed out of the room.
"Mmmm! Now where? " she muttered to herself ......anne-maria.
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14th March 2008, 09:13 AM #77
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"Back to the bar! I believe the sun's over the yardarm in Afghanistan and therefore the time is right to .......
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14th March 2008, 09:19 AM #78
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put another log on the fire. Meanwhile John has been having trouble with "jock itch" and asks the really cute biker how
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14th March 2008, 09:31 AM #79
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....he gets the holes even on his trousers. "Well, you just....
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14th March 2008, 09:34 AM #80
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buy this thingo from Spotlight and measure in, and punch
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14th March 2008, 01:14 PM #81
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.. according to the size required. But if you make the hole too big, you end up with ....
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14th March 2008, 02:26 PM #82
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a mini skirt, and with my legs I can't afford that. "Right!Best be careful then ", said John, nodding slowly. Then, across the room full of bikers he spots our intrepid misses dashing over to the bar. Mesmerized by her patent red leather heels he.............
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14th March 2008, 02:36 PM #83
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thought to himself, "i must ask her where she got them from, they would look nice with the Rufflyrustic outfit I just got" and pole vaulted over the bar and...
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14th March 2008, 02:53 PM #84
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said "hey doll, where'd you get the heels" our intrepid miss replied (somewhat shamefacedly ) "got them at the Imelda Marcos garage sale" at the
Cheers Fred
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14th March 2008, 03:03 PM #85
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and before she had finished her sentence, the funkychicken on the bar had beak-dived into her cavernous handbag, PLUCKED the recipe from its secret hidey hole and
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14th March 2008, 03:33 PM #86
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yelled "another one for chicken man!"
"now we can put Wongo Kitten Burgers on the menu and faze out the chickens!"
"No,No,No, I won't have that" cried Barry as he grabbed Funkychicken by the
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14th March 2008, 03:46 PM #87
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... bum fluff - exciting murmurs of appreciation from the assembled bikers. "Why not?" queried the missus. "Because," replied Barry, "Kittens make me ....
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14th March 2008, 10:17 PM #88
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think of that French woody Claude Balls who
Cheers Fred
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15th March 2008, 08:40 AM #89
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.. got ten years hard labour for illicit genetic manipulation of his neighbour's pussy. Turned it into a ...
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15th March 2008, 08:49 AM #90
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real cat fight. "Incoming!" yelled our intrepid miss as she swung back into the afray and grabbed the secret Wongo recipe back out of their clutches, dashed out towards the back door and ran plumb bang into Fenders belly, causing him to
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