The Boxing Day Test 2005

[Gumby]

Oh please ! Symonds takes 3 wickets, one of which wasn't out (the LB) and the country goes mad thinking we've unearthed the next Imran Khan! Now just settle down a bit. OK ? He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy !

[Grunt]

Gumby, I hate to break this to you but Nathan Buckley isn't the messiah either.

[Gumby]

Gumby, I hate to break this to you but Nathan Buckley isn't the messiah either.

Quite correct, he is his father.

[Grunt]

If Buckley is God, what does that make his bosses Eddie Maguire and Mick Malthouse?

[Gumby]

If Buckley is God, what does that make his bosses Eddie Maguire and Mick Malthouse?

Prophets of course.

[Grunt]

This explains why religion is in such a decline in this country.

[outback]

So what's wrong with Nicky Buckley?

[bitingmidge]

Wasn't her name Nicky Webster before she took up that game that's played in the south??

P

[Grunt]

Nothing wrong with Nicky Buckly.




Unfortunately, Gumby has the hots for this Nathan.

[Grunt]

That Matthew Hayden is a has been and should be dropped.

[outback]

Hey Grunt, looks like your giraffe is sticking its head up Nathans bum, and I'm not convinced he's not enjoying it.

[Grunt]

Buckley or the giraffe?

[Grunt]

That Symonds will never make it at test level and should be dropped.

[bitingmidge]

I'm thinking that Gumby will be calling for that mug-lair Sideshow Bob to be dropped because he only hit four balls to get his fifty.

Or maybe they should bring back the six and out rule??

P

[outback]

Buckley or the giraffe?

Yes.



I was happt the other day when sideshow Bob got out for a duck, now look what he's gone and done.