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    Captain Penis was looking for his long lost love of his Life (the whore of course), since he couldnt find her (she had scarpered and was in the process of starting a war - see previous response) he looked for his favourite cabin boy - seaman stains. Stains of course was...
    Zed

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    ..wifling thwough woger the cabin boys pants looking for.....
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    a way out. Unbeknownst to him however, Woger's tackle was ...

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    ... snagged in a cleft in ...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    ...a precarious position right over the top of.....
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    A Black Hole, that turned out to be wormhole to another dimension.

    Bloody hell thought Stains....

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    It's big an' it's black an' I be afraid of it!!
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    "Is it a jolly woger?" asked woger who couldn't look down as he was afraid of heights, "No it's.....
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    ...well it's all happening too fast, that's what it is!!! ....

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    The wormhole started to quiver and through it came....
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    The biggest, nastiest looking ....

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    ...vision of terror he'd ever seen, the...
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    ... dreaded ....
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    black hole of uranus!! out it pouted (in a simliar fashion to captain Penis, reminicient of the mick jagger swagger) with floomp and a
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    ...pucker. Captain Penis' dreams had come true he extracated himself from wogers pants and dove headlong....
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